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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Bonjour fellow Retards and Retardees. :D
Welcome to News Retard™. Today's story is about my Science Practical and also as promised bout blowing up Microwaves and ovens. :D
So 1st, My practical. I was like. Woohoo. I mean Woohoo as in the woohoo woohoo. You get it? Not the woohoo woohoo but the woohoo woohoo when you woohoo the woohoo. Get it now? Great! :D
Anyways. Its not woohoo cause its great or woohoo cause its bad but just woohoo cause its over! My gradient was -0.05. :O
And the length of the wire was 3.764cm.. So short. Which is Like so WRONG.. Haha.
Now we have a short intermission.
R E T A R D™
Welcome back to the second part of the 1st part of the 2nd part of this 'News'
So if any of you are interested to find out how to blow up ovens at home or for me at F&N kitchen or your mini microwave. Follow this steps and you'll be on your way to.... Yes! YOURE RIGHT!
PRISON! OR EVEN A HOME! :D
So follow this steps and you'll be on your way. :D
So lets say youre on a date. And you have a champagne bottle and is angry at your Girlfriend/Boyfriend. Dont smash it on them. Blow it up in their kitchen! Like this. :D
Cool? Yes i know.
If youre a physics teacher or just happen to have a pendulum. You could just throw it in the microwave too! Look at it yourself. :D
Or maybe your parents or you yourself like to use toothpicks?
Try stopping them by doing this!
Maybe you all have a glass ball?
Place it in your microwave and see what happens! Yes. You guess right! :D
It blows up. :D
Maybe it doesnt. :O
You all hungry? Cook a lobster in a microwave lah!
:D. What do you know. A lobster. Haha.
These are a few steps. So yes. Try it on your own.
Will end it here!
Bon... I have no idea what bye is in french.
Sooooo.... Bon Bon i guess!!
This is News Retard™ signing off. :D
Any mess or explosions caused by any of you morons by following this experiments will not cause The Retard™ to be blamed. Any injuries or FATALITIES will receive only a stalk of rose from The Retard™. :D
Bye!
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